Male Toilet Advisory

The male urinal has been likened to a rifle range where you practise target-shooting on etchings of a fly and what-not at the base of the urinal. The following is just a more rarefied take on taking aim.

For males who take a fancy to machine guns, then the following figure of speech would drive the point home.

And, for die-hard males who persist to squat on toilet bowls with the attendant risk of slipping and unsavoury deposits from an abnormal height, please sit-up, we implore you.

Finally, do take a leaf from this message printed stringently on each sheet of paper towel so as not to choke up the loo.    

Let's keep our toilets clean and fit-for-use for our mutual benefits.